Emo Cows

“I hereby call the first meeting of the Herd of the Dark Hay to order.”

“Don’t look at me, I’m hideous. Okay fine, please look at me.”

“Sorry old dude, I don’t speak Muggle.”

“Lift me up higher. I don’t want to miss Pete Wentz’s sweet bass-solo”

“Me and my band just bought this van. Now we just need a drummer and a gig then we’re so going on tour.”

“Welcome to the physical manifestation of my existential crisis.”

“I have to bring my little brother to the New Found Glory concert? Are you trying to ruin my life?”

“Whatever Paul Blart. It’s a free country, you don’t own the outside of the movie theater.”

“This is totally going on my MySpace page.”

“Wait a second. What the hell is Trent doing over there eating lunch at the Drama table?”