Emo Cows

Some cows see the grass as browner on both sides.

May 26
“I hereby call the first meeting of the Herd of the Dark Hay to order.”

“I hereby call the first meeting of the Herd of the Dark Hay to order.”


Nov 17
“Don’t look at me, I’m hideous. Okay fine, please look at me.”

“Don’t look at me, I’m hideous. Okay fine, please look at me.”


Nov 8
“Sorry old dude, I don’t speak Muggle.”

“Sorry old dude, I don’t speak Muggle.”


Nov 6
“Lift me up higher. I don’t want to miss Pete Wentz’s sweet bass-solo”

“Lift me up higher. I don’t want to miss Pete Wentz’s sweet bass-solo”


Sep 22
“Me and my band just bought this van. Now we just need a drummer and a gig then we’re so going on tour.”

“Me and my band just bought this van. Now we just need a drummer and a gig then we’re so going on tour.”


Sep 12
“Welcome to the physical manifestation of my existential crisis.”

“Welcome to the physical manifestation of my existential crisis.”


Sep 3
“I have to bring my little brother to the New Found Glory concert? Are you trying to ruin my life?”

“I have to bring my little brother to the New Found Glory concert? Are you trying to ruin my life?”


Aug 29
“Whatever Paul Blart. It’s a free country, you don’t own the outside of the movie theater.”

“Whatever Paul Blart. It’s a free country, you don’t own the outside of the movie theater.”


Aug 26
“This is totally going on my MySpace page.”

“This is totally going on my MySpace page.”


Aug 24
“Wait a second. What the hell is Trent doing over there eating lunch at the Drama table?”

“Wait a second. What the hell is Trent doing over there eating lunch at the Drama table?”


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